Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Apr 18, 2011

The President's Vampire - Book Review

The President's Vampire
by Christopher Farnsworth
Putnam, April 28, 2011

The President's Vampire is the second adventure of Nathaniel Cade, a truly dangerous guy. He is utterly ruthless, single minded, and will not stop until the job is finished. He's like the Terminator but with a touch of humanity and a bit of conscience. Sometimes I picture him as a kinder, gentler American Psycho.

Cade is a vampire, a secret weapon in the arsenal of the president of the United States in the war against monsters from the Other Side. From these monsters come the ever present danger to the eminent destruction of humanity. The time is the twenty-first century. The current peril comes from reptilians - savage beasts cooked up in the laboratory of a super secret agency. The bite of one creature turns a human into a mindless, killing nightmare. Fortunately Cade's inhuman strength and cunning can destroy these monsters but when he faces an entire army he may need help from friends like his human handler/pal Zach and Cade's vampire girlfriend Tania.

There are plenty of chills and thrills as Cade and his friends attempt to outwit and outmaneuver the calculating mind behind this currant diabolical plan. The plot is so intricate that sometimes it's hard to tell who the good guys are - except for Zach and Cade of course, Tania has her own agenda. Readers who enjoy adventure with a compelling cast of characters will enjoy this clever, witty sequel to Blood Oath.

[A version of this review appeared in Library Journal which sent me the book for review. Thank you!!]







Read Sandy Rainey's review of Blood Oath

Jul 13, 2010

Sharon Ashwood & The Dead Guy - Guest Blog and Contest

Standing in for Sharon Ashwood today is The Dead Guy. He has a few things on his mind that he would like to share with all of us.

He also asked me to remind you that Sharon is offering one of her books in the Dark Forgotten series - the most recent being Unchained: The Dark Forgotten -  to a lucky reader. [See details at end of post]


Dear Patricia,

Thank you so much for your ongoing interest in all it means to be one of the undead.

Let me tell you, it’s hard to be a vampire.  I mean, think about it.  Setting aside the inconvenience of trying to get your driver’s license renewed when you’re a corpse during government office hours (and you thought your photo was bad), there’s just no living up to human expectations.

It’s not enough to be a creature of the night anymore. You have to be a drop-dead gorgeous, leather-wearing, muscle-bound demigod. Otherwise, the snack bar is closed. If you’re an average specimen more suited to the library than the nightclub, you’ve got serious problems, bud.

Nope, the existence of the damned and broody is no picnic. And there’s no relief from the moment I rise from the grave at dusk. My eyes are barely open, I’ve got morning (evening?) breath and coffin hair, and there’s some dude with a stake trying to kill me. Slathered in garlic, if you can believe it. I mean, hello? You think I’m scared of killer lasagne or something? After I’ve finally got rid of him, it takes half a bottle of Febreeze to get the smell out of the crypt.

If Stake Guy wasn’t bad enough, there’s some babe in a nightie who wants forbidden vampire love.  That sounds great on the surface, having all these groupies, but what do I say once the biting it over? Have a nice night? They’re just after the image, not the real me. Do they once offer to stay and cuddle? No. I barely get my teeth into them, and they’re texting all their friends about what a wild date they had.

Without the fangs, I’d be just another guy. It’s just not fair. Hated the rat race. Hate the bat race even more.

At least Ashe Carver, the heroine of the latest Dark Forgotten novel, sees the real me.  She’s a kick-butt monster slayer.  Sure, she’s a mom and now she works in a library, but she has the motorcycle and the weapons and hangs out with a dude who’s a guard at the local supernatural prison. Get her on your case and your unlife is over.  None of this “bite me, baby, ooo, you’re just like Edward!” crap.

So what if her feelings for me are unmitigated loathing. She slays only the best. With her on my trail, I feel like a real monster. Validated. Manly.

Yeah, so, I have to take my strokes where I can, even if it’s from a blond chick sticking a piece of wood into my heart. Like I said, it’s not an easy existence. Be an accountant. Be a cowboy. Don’t be a vampire. The media spin is a lie.

And now that I’m on Ashe’s radar, I’ll be calling my travel agent, and booking a one-way trip to the other side of the world. Honest communication is great, but I think I’ll take my inner Dracula and beat feet. I mean, check out her advice column. That’s one serious slayer.

Gotta go. Good luck with your blog, and thank you again.

Sincerely,

The Dead Guy




CONTEST


Sharon is offering a copy of one book - Winner's Choice - from the Dark Forgotten series


*The Dead Guy's unlife is obviously weighing him down. So, dear readers, how can we help him?
Give The Dead Guy one piece of advice (use your imagination) - 1 chance


You may also

*Link to this contest on any of the social network sites, including Twitter, or your own web page. Let me know the url:  One chance for each link.

*If you are a Google follower (see sidebar on right): One chance

*If you are a member of the PVN Facebook page: One chance

*If you are an email subscriber: One chance


Contest is open WORLWIDE!


Contest ends July 20, 2010




The Dark Forgotten Series:


Ravenous

Scorched

Unchained




Excerpt from Unchained.

Link to book video

May 11, 2010

Sonya Bateman - Guest Blog and Contest

PVN welcomes Sonya Bateman author of the impressive debut novel Master of None (Pocket, March 30, 2010) featuring an incompetent thief and a cranky genie. Today Sonya gives us her take on Urban Fantasy AND is offering a signed copy of her novel to one lucky winner. Contest is open world wide.

[This contest had ended]


Urban Fantasy, Arby’s Style (Or, Different is Good)

Urban fantasy is dominated by women (most of them dressed, if you believe the covers, in skin-tight leather) with the ability to gut men and supernatural creatures alike with magic, awesome weapons, or possibly a teacup. Personally, I love a good kick-ass heroine. But when I started MASTER OF NONE, I had a problem—my main character was a man, and there was nothing I could do about it.

I didn’t think a kick-ass hero would work out too well. It’s pretty much expected that men will be tough, smart, and capable (at the least, according to the man in question). And so Gavyn Donatti, the world’s unluckiest thief, is anything but kick-ass. He’s sarcastic, he’s morally opposed to violence (yes, even though he’s a thief…no one said he was a good thief *G*), and everybody knows he’s incompetent—especially him.

In fact, when the story begins, Donatti is running for his life because of his incompetence. He’s managed to lose the item he’s been hired to steal, and the man who hired him (Trevor, who is definitely NOT morally opposed to violence) wants to kill him for it. Slowly.

Therefore, when a man claiming to be a genie shows up, takes a few bullets intended for Donatti and fails to die, and then says he needs Donatti’s help to save the world—well, our thief is less than convinced there’ll be much saving in the future. He pretty much believes the world is screwed. Ian, the genie (but don’t call him that—he’s djinn), seems unreasonably angry. In fact, he hates Donatti’s guts. And as a testament to bad luck, Ian doesn’t do that wish thing. At all.

Donatti figures only he could inherit a genie that doesn’t grant wishes.

So I ended up having a great time writing this story, even though there is no kick-ass heroine (except Jazz, Donatti’s ex-girlfriend), and no vampires (sorry Vampire Notes readers!), werewolves, demons, or angels. Urban man-tasy is working for me. I’m pleased to say that there will be a sequel next April, and hopefully a few further books in this series. Donatti isn’t finished getting his ass kicked repeatedly…er, I mean saving the world. :-)

Now, I have a question for you! Though they don’t grant wishes, my djinn (who are also shifters) do have magical abilities. So if you could have one magic power, what would it be? I’ll take immortality, please. *G*

(Please note: Although there are several parenthetical asides in this post, I promise there are none in the book.)




CONTEST

[This contest had ended]


ONE lucky readers will win a signed copy of Master of None

*To enter answer Sonya's question:
Though they don’t grant wishes, my djinn (who are also shifters) do have magical abilities. So if you could have one magic power, what would it be?

 

For additional chances you may also:

*Link to this contest on any of the social network sites, including Twitter, or your own web page. Let me know the url:  One chance for each link.
 

*If you are a Google follower (see sidebar on right): One chance
 

*If you are a member of the PVN Facebook page: One chance
 

*If you are an email subscriber: One chance

*If your email is not associated with your ID, please put the address in your response.


*The contest is international!

This contest closes May 26, 2010.

Mar 1, 2010

Sunrise in the Garden of Love and Evil - Vampire Book Review

Sunrise in the Garden of Love and Evil
by Barbara Monajem
Love Spell (March 30, 2010)

Sunrise in the Garden of Love and Evil is a frolic in a zany town catering to vampire seeking tourists This small Louisiana township is not far from New Orleans, Anne Rice territory. As it turns out vampires do exist here, but for the most part keep it secret from normals. In Monajen's world a vampire is someone born with a rare gene, but the vampire lust for blood and sex doesn't become apparent until puberty when it sets in with a vengeance. We witness teenage Zelda, Ophela Beliveau opinionated niece, as she goes through extraordinary growing pains.

Ophelia also has the rare genetic anomaly. Having sworn of sex she must get her needed blood supply from very rare meat.  She wants a relationship that is meaningful; unfortunately her last experience was extremely painful. The man she adored was repulsed by her fangs which appear whenever she becomes aroused. Her efforts to hide them were in vain. What a dilemma!

Into this picture enters Gideon O'Toole an extraordinarily good looking police detective who shows up at Ophelia's place because someone, a nasty neighbor she suspects, has destroyed her garden. As the owner of her own landscaping business this kind of vandalism infuriates her. The sizzling chemistry between Gideon and Ophelia is obvious and immediate.  Ophelia is not only beautiful but she sends out high intensity sexual vibes, since she hasn't had any, so to speak, for quite some time. Ophelia however, keeps her feelings in check. She absolutely will not let herself get close to Gideon believing he would also reject her when the fangs come out.

What everyone thought at first was simple vandalism turns out to be part of a nasty campaign against Ophelia. This includes blackmail, murder and false accusations of child pornography. Things gets nasty, but never graphic, and there is lots of comic relief.

The plot contains plenty of surprises and suspense, but it was the charming, offbeat characters that kept my attention throughout. Quite a fun book! I look forward to more adventures with this crew.

This is Book One in the Bayou Gavotte Series.

Read a guest blog by Barbara Monajem. [Contest portion is open until March 9, 2010]

[Dear FTC, this book was sent to me by the author and I loved it]

Dec 3, 2009

How to Catch and Keep a Vampire - Book Review


How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-By-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful
by Diana Laurence
Sellers, 2009

[read an interview with Diane Laurence]

With tongue firmly planted in cheek the author offers " A Step-By-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful."

Diana calls on her own extensive experience with these sexy immortals to help us normal humans understand their peculiarities and how to deal with them. For the most part this self help book is aimed at mortal women with vampire boyfriends, but men can also benefit from the helpful advice.

Diana is encouraging, "You can meet a vampire, you can woo and win him, you can forge the kind of relationship you've dreamed of."

Of course you must be careful because some vampires are not so nice in fact they can be positively lethal! Then there are those that have a cruel streak, but perversely they can also be the sexiest. As always check your choice out with care. Admittedly that can be difficult when bedazzled by their good looks and charm.

Throughout the books there are numerous, not to be missed, FAQs about the Undead. Examples follow.

Q "You talk about 'good' vampires. I thought all vampires had lost their souls, so how does that work?"

Q "Are all vampires cold to the touch?"

Q "How do vampires get around paying taxes?"

Q "Is there any issue with blood type compatibility if you want to convert? I'm type A-positive and my vampire boy-friend is B-negative?"

So, you get the idea. This is strictly a just for fun kind of book. Something to pick up when you want to lighten your mood and maybe fantasize about blood suckers.

[The publisher sent me a copy of this book and I am very grateful]

Oct 9, 2009

Your Coffin or Mine? - Vampire Book Review


Your Coffin or Mine?: A Novel of Vampire Love (Dead End Dating, Book 3)
by Kimberly Raye
Ballantine Books (September 25, 2007)

[Reviewed by Sandy Rainey]

In many ways, Lil Marchette is the typical New York City career woman: single, sophisticated, scrambling to make a living. She loves shopping and Jell-O shots, and she'd rather take a bullet than sully her Jimmy Choos (literally). She runs a popular dating service, and she has decided to boost business by applying to appear on Manhattan's Most Wanted, a local version of The Bachelor that will pair one lucky gal with a blow-dried television weatherman.

It's not that Lil has eyes for the forecast prognosticator; it's just that she figures there is no better place to find the desperate and dateless than on a television dating contest. She'll hand out a few business cards, then wait for the calls to flood in. But things become complicated when she is actually selected for the program, then makes it through several rounds to the semifinals. What if she ends up being selected? This guy is definitely not Lil's type.

You see, Lil is a vampire. A "born vamp," she continually reminds us, not to be confused with the lowly "made vamps" whose powers and status are not up to snuff. Her patrician and very old family, of European origin, runs a thriving office supply and copying business. Her parents expect her to join her siblings in helping run the business, but Lil can summon no interest in the family enterprise—hence the genesis of Dead End Dating, Lil's steadily strengthening start-up. Lil's parents have little patience for her independent pursuits and wish she would just settle down with another born vampire and "squeeze out some baby vamps."

The pressure is mounting now that her brother Jack is getting hitched—though his chosen sweetheart, a human named Mandy, is persona non grata on the Marchette estate. Such a mixed marriage is decidedly undesirable to born vampires like the Marchettes, and Lil's mother spends half of the book trying to break up Jack's romance with Mandy and the other half hectoring Lil about pairing off with an eligible suitor.

Too bad, then, that the only vampire Lil can't take her mind off is "made vamp" Ty Bonner, a bounty hunter by trade, who shared one magical and memorable night with Lil before the two came to their senses and parted. Ty is definitely not what Lil's parents would consider "eligible," nor — due to his made-vampire status — would Lil and he be able to reproduce. No, a marriage to Ty would definitely not do. Why, then, can't Lil stop thinking about him? And why does she have an overwhelming sense that he is in terrible pain and danger? Ty's ransacked apartment bears out Lil's worst fears. There she meets the fascinating detective, Ash (more of him, please!), who is hot on the trail of Ty's abductor.

Lil has little choice but to leave the investigating to the pros while she tries to carry on with her life, juggling the preparations for Jack and Mandy's wedding, her appearances on Manhattan's Most Wanted, and her burgeoning business. Before long, though, her sense that Ty is in real trouble overwhelms all else. Can the flashes she is picking up from him psychically help her locate him in time?

Raye has written a sassy, fast-paced read that should appeal to fans of paranormal romance and urban fantasy. Lil narrates in an ultra-modern, highly conversational voice that will ring familiar with anyone who has spent time with young urban professionals. Brash and self-confident on the surface, Lil frequently lets slip glimpses of the insecurity lurking just beneath. She is just sure enough of herself to reject her parents' lifestyle, but she isn't quite convinced yet that she's done the right thing, nor that she's going to be able to see it through. Readers will have to pick up the next book in the series to see where Lil's choices take her next.



Dead End Dating series:

Dead End Dating: A Novel of Vampire Love (Dead End Dating, Book 1)
Ivy Books (August 29, 2006)

Dead and Dateless (Dead End Dating, Book 2)
Ballantine Books (January 30, 2007)

Your Coffin or Mine?: A Novel of Vampire Love (Dead End Dating, Book 3)
Ballantine Books (September 25, 2007)

Just One Bite (Dead End Dating, Book 4)
Ballantine Books (July 29, 2008)

Sucker for Love: A Dead-End Dating Novel (Dead-End Dating Novels)
Ballantine Books (June 23, 2009)






Love Fang - Vampire book review


Love Fang

by Susan Blexrud
First Edition April 2009
DCL Publications
Australia
[available as an ebook]


Love Fang could almost be classified as a sweet romance except for the torrid love scenes.

Vampire John Wright has been around since the time of England's King Henry VIII. Now he resides in Florida. To keep his daytime life running smoothly while he sleeps, he has the able help of a brash, heart of gold, mortal assistant named Doreen.

Sadly even immortal vampires have problems. John has an immediate need for a dentist. His impacted fang hurts like heck. Fortunately Doreen finds a dentist with evening hours. The lovely Dr Lauren Marsh takes care of what she believes to be an unusually long canine by pulling it out. Not exactly the result John had hoped for, but with today's technology the "tooth" could easily be replaced.

When these two genuinely nice people meet they immediately know they were meant for each other. But the course of true love never runs smoothly. There are hurdles to overcome, which I won't tell you about. That would be spoiling the fun of reading this delightful story told with grace and wit.

Sep 25, 2009

Unpcoming Event - Interview & Contest with Author Diane Laurence


On Tuesday September 29 Diana Laurence, author of How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-By-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful, will answer questions by PVN and readers. This will be your chance to find out everything you ever wanted to know about those dicey, tricky relationships with vampires. All participants will have a chance to win a copy of her book.

"Why do perfectly normal people fall for such sinister beings?
And more importantly, what should we do about it when we do?

"Diana Laurence knows.

"With loads of personal experience to draw upon, Diana does everything from explaining the attraction to blood-drinkers, to sharing what red satin ribbon signifies to them. In this book, she has created a road map to show readers how a vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted in harmony with everyday existence. Diana is here to guide you on this challenging but rewarding journey, as she notes in the Introduction:

"I’m not claiming this quest is without its challenges. Having a successful relationship never is. And it’s even tougher when you throw in the special problems of being with a vampire: his ego, the crazy hours, your inability to deny him anything, his natural aversions to garlic and monogamy.
There will be days that being in love with a vampire will seem like, for lack of a better word, a curse. But take heart; I’m here to be your guide, and show you that you do have the wherewithal to balance your vampirophilia with a full, happy, successful life.

"By the time we’re done you’ll know all you need to realize your dreams of bringing a real vampire into your life."


Sep 1, 2009

Interview and Contest with Michelle Rowen


Today PVN welcomes Michelle Rowen author of the fabulous and funny Immortality Bites series. Heroine Sarah Dearly's witty take on the peaks and perils of the vampire life has attracted multitudes of readers.



Only days ago book 5, Tall, Dark & Fangsome (Immortality Bites) hit the bookstore shelves. Michelle talks about this and other projects in the works.

She has also promised a signed copy of Tall, Dark & Fangsome to one lucky commenter. See contest rules at the end of the interview

Welcome, Michelle and thanks for taking the time to chat with us.


PVN: In your hilarious Immortality Bites series the staring role, except for Lady & the Vamp, goes to Sarah Dearly. Please describe her for us.


Michelle: Sarah is your typical girl next door, only she’s a fledgling vampire. Her character began life a bit self-involved, your typical shoe-buying chick-lit-esque gal, but through many trials and tribulations and near-death experiences, she’s come to realize that people you can count on in good times and bad are the only thing worth fighting for. She’s also grudgingly realized that running for your life in heels is not all that practical.

PVN: Recently released is Tall, Dark & Fangsome (August 25, 2009). What's next for Sarah and the uber handsome Thierry?

Michelle: Sarah has a lot on her plate at the moment. She seems to attract trouble like nobody’s business. Since being turned into a vampire by her blind date from hell, she’s had to deal with vampire hunters assuming she’s evil, her new life as someone who needs to drink blood to survive, and trying to make ends meet since being a vampire doesn’t mean you don’t have rent to pay.

Also, the master vampire she’s in love with, Thierry, is in a centuries-old marriage of convenience and his wife isn’t open to getting a divorce any time soon. Add to that the fact that Sarah’s been cursed by a vengeful witch to become a “nightwalker,” which is the evil vampire from days of old that gave the modern daywalking vamps such a bad rep.

TD&F deals with Sarah and Thierry trying to find the means to break that curse. She also deals with the leader of the vampire hunters who thinks that blackmailing Sarah to sire him can save him fate worse than death. If she crosses him he’s promised to kill her friends and family. Hilarious light fiction, right?? ;) I keep thinking I’m writing darker books, but my readers seem to think they’re funny -- mostly thanks to Sarah’s sarcastic outlook on life. Sarah might disagree with them on that, though.

This is the fifth and final book in the series so all threads brought up in previous books are tied up in a satisfying manner (I think so, anyhow!). We’ll see what readers think!

PVN: Tell us about your new YA series. What is the premise? Who are the main characters? Anything else to wet our appetite.

Michelle: The premise of Demon Princess: Reign or Shine is that Nikki Donovan, a sixteen year old girl who strives to fit in at her new school -- and is actually succeeding for once! -- finds out that she’s the daughter of a demon king. Which means she’s got to deal with unfortunate issues like horns and black leathery wings popping out if she gets upset. When she finally meets her father she finds out that if he dies, she automatically becomes queen of the Shadowlands (think of it as a suburb of Hell) whether she agrees or not. Michael, the messenger/bodyguard her father sends to her, is extremely cute -- if a bit strange -- and has plenty of secrets of his own.

PVN: How is it different writing for a YA audience?

Michelle: Well, the writing feels very much the same, actually. The only difference is the age of the main characters! I may have a different answer once the book comes out in October. I’ve already found that teens are extremely enthusiastic and have strong opinions, and word of mouth seems to be huge in the online YA community.

PVN: What are the characteristics of vampires in your world?

Michelle: Vampires in my “Immortality Bites” universe are not undead. That’s probably the biggest difference between them and most other vamps. They can go out during the day, even though the sun’s a bit bright and draining. Some vamps can eat, although not all (Sarah can’t). They all need blood to survive -- human blood (provided mostly by paid donors) for nutrition, and vampire blood can be more of a dessert -- delicious and addictive (for some) but no vitamins. ;)

My vamps have the potential for immortality, unless they’re killed, of course. And they don’t have reflections, although this typically happens gradually rather than right away. Nightwalkers, my evil vamps, have all the traits of mythical vampires -- death by sunlight, evil tendencies, aversion to crosses, etc.

PVN: What attracts you to vampires?

Michelle: Good question. :) I never liked the horror-movie vamps. I scare easily. The first time I was drawn to a vampire was probably when I first saw the “sexy” appeal of these creatures of the night. Then Anne Rice helped to humanize her vamps and make them real and layered. The final nail in the coffin (heh) for my vampire love was the Joss Whedon factor with Buffy and Angel -- an unexpected take on vampires (back then it was, anyhow), making them conflicted, with the choice between good and evil entirely in their hands. And sometimes they were also really funny, which definitely helped.

PVN: In 2006 you published Angel with Attitude. I read that this book shares the same world view as Immortality Bites. True? Please tell us a bit about the story.

Michelle: Yes, it takes place in the same world, although vampires were only referenced in AwA. Two characters from that book make a cameo in Stakes & Stilettos, one being a former high school classmate of Sarah’s.

AwA will soon be rereleased with a new cover so I’m excited about that. It’s about a fallen angel who’s trying to get back into heaven and goes on a quest for the “key to heaven” with the reluctant but hot demon she summoned who was originally supposed to tempt her to hell. It’s a real story about opposites attracting. LOL

PVN: You have also written the SF book Countdown as Michelle Maddox. What is the story? Will this be part of a series? And why the name change?

Michelle: Countdown was about two people forced to be partners in a reality game show where to lose is to die. It was a hell of a fun write, but darker and edgier than my Rowen fare, so I thought having a pen name would be a good idea to differentiate it. It was a standalone novel. I have a short story coming out under this pen name in December. I’m doing more darker, edgier stuff, although not SF, under a brand new pen name in the future.

PVN: Which authors have inspired you?

Michelle: The authors directly responsible for making me want to sit down at my keyboard and start writing vampire fiction are Laurell K. Hamilton and L.J. Smith. I found the Anita Blake series just when Obsidian Butterfly was being released and I glommed all the books back to back. Loved it. Loved the voice. It was inspiring. I did the same with L.J. Smith’s Nightworld series which inspired me to write YA. I lapped up her version of soulmates. In fact it was one of her Nightworld books that inspired me to name my master vampire hero Thierry (a name not many people know how to pronounce properly). I’m so happy that her books have been rereleased for a new and growing audience.

PVN: Describe your writing environment and your writing day.

Michelle: I have an office with a desk and comfortable chair, but unfortunately I’ve gotten into the habit of writing on my laptop on the couch. My writing day can be anywhere from 4 to 12 hours depending on my leanings toward procrastination. While drafting a new book I have a page count I want to hit every day and I will stay at it until I get there. When the words just won’t come I will cut myself some slack. But not usually.

PVN: Besides the upcoming YA series what other projects are you contemplating?

Michelle: My first Harlequin Blaze, Hot Spell , (a paranormal, of course. It’s my life! ;) ) comes out in November. I have a new paranormal romance series about the lighter side of demonic possession starting up in May 2010 from Berkley Sensation. The first book is called THE DEMON IN ME and I cannot tell you how excited I am about this book and its sequel that I’ve just submitted to my editor. And I’ve currently started writing the first book in my urban fantasy/thriller duology about vampires that I’ll be writing under the pen name Rachel Connor. This will likely be out in 2011.

PVN: How can readers contact you?

Michelle: Through my website at www.michellerowen.com. I’m also an enthusiastic Twitter addict: www.twitter.com/michellerowen.

PVN: Thanks so much, Michelle. With all your new books readers have a lot to look forward to!

Books of Immortality Bites
Bitten & Smitten
Fanged & Fabulous
Lady & the Vamp
Stakes & Stilettos
Tall, Dark & Fangsome

Now for the contest. One lucky commenter will win a signed copy of Tall, Dark & Fangsome


To be eligible do one or more of the following:

* Leave a comment
* Ask Michelle a question
* Link this interview to your own site or a social network site, and be sure to let me know the URL

If your email is not associated with your ID, please put the address in your response.

Contest ends September 3, 2009 at 11:59 PM Hawaii time

The contest portion is now closed Thanks to everyone who participated!

Aug 30, 2009

Upcoming Event - Interview & Contest with Michelle Rowen


On Tuesday Sept. 1 PVN welcomes Michelle Rowen multi-published author of paranormal romance and romantic suspense. She is best know to vampire aficionados for her Immortality Bites series. Book 5 Tall, Dark & Fangsome
has just been released. You can tell from the title that Michelle injects plenty of humor into her stories.


"Sarah Dearly’s vampire life is not all B-positive cocktails. A curse made her a nightwalker, the most vicious vamp there is; the charm she wears to curb her deadly tendencies is losing its juice; and a hunter from hell is turning up the heat. Gideon Chase will kill the ones she loves most if she doesn’t obey his orders – that includes breaking up with master vampire Thierry and turning Gideon into an immortal vamp via her bite so he can escape a doom of eternal hellfire.

Making things worse are Sarah’s growing feelings for Gideon, a bad boy who keeps showing a vulnerable side…but is it for real? Will Sarah’s dark side take over? Or can she cure herself of the nightwalker curse in time to stop Gideon and finally get the chance to live happily ever after with Thierry?"

Michelle will give away a signed copy of Tall, Dark & Fangsome (Immortality Bites) to one lucky commenter!

Aug 23, 2009

Upcoming Event & Contest with Elizabeth Leikness


On August 25 PVN welcomes Elizabeth Leikness author of the hilarious The Sinful Life of Lucy Burns (Bancroft Press June 15, 2009). There will be an interview and a contest for a copy of Lucy Burns.

From the publisher: Lucy Burns wants a normal life: friends, love, and a family of her own. And she could have it all if only she could break free from the job she hates.

That job? Facilitator to hell.

And her boss is a real devil.

At the age of eleven, to save her sister's life, Lucy writes a desperate letter to "To Whom It May Concern", but when He writes back, Lucy is bound for life. There are perks: sure she's ageless, she's beautiful, and she can eat as much chocolate as she wants and never get fat, but there are also consequences.

She can never see her family again.

She can never have a boyfriend.

She must spend her life leading sinners to their demise.

After nineteen years of doing the Devil s dirty work, Lucy wants out, but it all seems hopeless until Teddy Nightingale, her easy listening music idol, gives her the answer: a little-known loophole.

If she succeeds, Lucy gets love, happiness, and everything she ever really wanted. But the consequences? They're considerably worse than death. To make it through, Lucy must decide what is evil and what is good, what is right and what is wrong, and if, in the end, there's ever any way to truly know.

Smart, sassy, fun, and wickedly funny, "The Sinful Life of Lucy Burns" is a fast and stunning read perfect for any occasion. Elizabeth Leiknes's fresh writing and comic wit will stick with you long after you've put the book down.

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Apr 2, 2009

Bad to the Bone - Vampire Book Review


Bad to the Bone by Jeri Smith-Ready. Pocket (May 16, 2009).

Once a con artist Ciara Griffin now operates as station owner as well as overworked, underpaid marketing manager for WVMP a small radio station with DJs of the undead variety. In preparation for Halloween there will be a "live" nighttime broadcast from a local pub The Smoking Pig.

Problems begin almost immediately when the midnight broadcast of Goth queen Regina is preempted by the broadcast of a religious screed warning about the wages of sins. WVMP has been deliberately targeted by a group called Family Action Network (FAN). Later a fire-bomber targets The Smoking Pig and leaves a crudely written ungrammatical sign - YOUR GOING TO HELL. This nasty group goes so far as to leave the mostly sweet-tempered vampire doggy tied outdoors in hopes the sun will destroy him. Luckily Ciara and friends find him in time. She names him Dexter.

While trying to track down FAN Ciara must also deal with her ever more complicated personal life. She has fallen in love with tall and handsome vampire DJ, Shane. There are enough steamy love scenes to show that the feeling is mutual. Still, she cannot help but notice that mortal station manager, David, has been working out. He is now officially a hot hunk. Then there is her good for nothing father who, sad to say, finds time to interfere with Ciara's life. One possible positive comes in the form of Jeremy, a freelance reporter for Rolling Stone magazine. Perhaps his story will bring favorable attention to the station. Unfortunately, Ciara and the DJs aren't certain the reporter is completely trustworthy.

Not to be missed is the playlist of songs referenced throughout the story. Everything from Jerry Lee Lewis to Amy Winehouse.

This cleverly written sequel to Wicked Game is by turns funny, sexy, and gripping. If you enjoyed Wicked Game you will love Bad to the Bone

Mar 6, 2009

Death's Daughter - Review


Death's Daughter by Amber Benson. Ace (February 24, 2009)

Calliope Reaper- Jones is a quirky character with weird things happening in her life. Which is to be expected since her father is Death - the real Grim Reaper. She doesn't remember any of this, however, because of a magic spell she put on herself. She longs for a different sort of existence. She loves the Big Apple. Sadly her work in New York City has not turned out to be the glamour job she had hoped. Her dating life sucks, and worse she finds a huge dragon blocking the exit of her apartment building. She waits all day for animal control to show up, and fails to remember the blind date arranged by a friend.

Then her problems really start. The faun Jarvis, her dad's executive assistant, surreptitiously feeds her an enchanted cupcake which eliminates the forgetting spell. Her desire to escape her immortal family and its business no longer holds sway. Calliope's mother had sent Jarvis with news of her father's kidnapping. Now she must return and take over the family firm. One problem - well, actually, more than one - she must perform three difficult tasks (like enter Hell and get one of Cerberus's puppies) to prove her worthiness to run things in dad's absence. Plus she must contend with the arrogant, hunk Daniel, the Devil's protege, who argues that Death's job should be his.

At one point, as she puts intense mental effort into figuring out a problem, she tells herself, 'I can do this. I'm not Paris Hilton'. But in many ways Calliope is a Paris clone. Rather superficial, self-centered and naive, but not without a certain charm. In the end there does seem to be some maturing. Death's Daughter is a goofy, funny fantasy that falls into the category of the lightest sort of reading. If you enjoyed Ms Hilton's antics you will like this story. This is book one in a series.

The author Amber Benson has had a varied career as a writer and actress. She has collaborated on several books with writer Christopher Golden. Benson is best known for her role of Tara Maclay in the TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Feb 23, 2009

Interview with Marta Acosta

Today meet Marta Acosta author of the hilarious Casa Dracula series. The books thus far: Happy Hour at Casa Dracula, Midnight Brunch (Casa Dracula Series, Book 2), and The Bride of Casa Dracula (Casa Dracula, Book 3). This is a terrific series. I highly recommend it.

At the end of this interview check for contest information. One lucky reader will win a copy of Happy Hour at Casa Dracula.

Welcome Marta!

PVN: Please discuss Milagro De Los Santos, the heroine of your Casa Dracula series. And how much of you is in Milagro?

Marta: I adore Milagro! I created her by thinking about all my favorite characters and the traits I loved. She’s bright, funny, intrepid, witty, wears her heart on her sleeve, and is impetuous. She’s gullible, not because she’s stupid, but because she’s young and optimistic about people.

I wish I had Milagro’s good-nature and optimism. I’m quite cynical. She’s isolated in the world, and I’m very much connected to my family. We do share our love of books, love of fun, sarcastic sense of humor, and culture. I was also rather aimless after college, more interested in going out with friends than a career, and wanting a real relationship. But I think this is common to many people, which is why they identify with Milagro.

She writes eccentric stories, and no one takes her seriously. So make of that what you will!

PVN: There are some wonderful, wacky characters in your books - Edna, who doesn't take kindly at first to Mil; the sexy brother/sister duo Cornelia and Ian; Mil's rich friend Nancy, and so many other. Discuss some of them, please. Do you have favorites? Are any based on real people? Did any of them "pop up" on their own while you were writing?

Marta: Thanks for the kind words about my secondary characters! Edna came to me whole. I could imagine how she looked and spoke, and I find it very easy to write her parts. I think she’s the result of all those fabulous older women I’ve known – smart, sharp, sexy and attractive. You want to be them.

I’ve always liked the sophisticated and troublesome brother and sister in The Europeans by Henry James and the mischievous, morally-compromised brother and sister in Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park. These siblings were my inspiration for Ian and Cornelia Ducharme. I wanted characters who would blow in, wreck havoc, and sail away. Of course, they get more than they bargained for with Milagro.

Nancy reminds me of one of my good friends in college. She was delightfully silly, blonde, and cute and she had lots of rules about the proper way to iron clothes, wear perfume, and eat soup.

One of my favorite characters is the tabloid writer and high school English teacher, Bernie Vines. He tells Milagro, “Everyone knows writing isn’t work,” and scams her, but also is there to help her out when she needs help.
Despite the titles of your books the vampires are certainly not the traditional Dracula type. In fact they don't even like the term. Tell us about your vampire creations.



Marta: I’ve never been fond of the vampire as romantic hero. Because they’re dead and cold and scary old. So I came up with vampires who have an attitude and a genetic “condition.” After all, there are people with strange food cravings, those who are allergic to sunlight, and those with heightened immune systems. Many vampires in fiction are also wealthy, stunning, and worldly; it follows naturally that they’d be terrible snobs and look down on an aimless, broke, snarky young woman.

PVN: Humor is an essential part of the Casa Dracula series. Why do you use humor to communicate?

Marta: I use humor to amuse myself. But it’s also a way to convey messages without boring or turning off your audience. There are real messages in my books – about exclusion, isolation, greed, bigotry – but I don’t want to preach to the choir. I want people who might not ordinarily consider my ideas to be so entertained by the humor that they see things from a different perspective. Humor is all about perspective.

PVN: Would you discuss your own background. Education? Writing struggles? Being bilingual? Or anything else you would like to mention.

Marta: I’m the second child of Mexican parents. I think my love of reading is partially because I was an only daughter and because I really didn’t fit in. Books not only entertained me, they taught me about the world I lived in. I always wrote, just because it seemed natural. I was a good student and studied literature, theater, and writing at Stanford. But I didn’t know how to go about getting a writing job after that, and I didn’t have the sort of connections that get young people in the door. I needed to pay rent, so I’d take whatever jobs came my way.

One of my biggest struggles is that I don’t write what people expect. If you write what’s expected, you’re rewarded. People expect Latinos to write magical realism, but I’m not interested in writing magical realism. My natural writing voice is dark and cynical, but editors ---and most readers – want sympathetic characters. I’ve always loved writing humor, too, but most people assume that humorous writing takes no real skill.

Right now I’m struggling with publicizing my books. Because I have a paranormal element, people assume my books are paranormal romance. Real fans of paranormal romance are disappointed if they buy my books wanting romance conventions. People who don’t like romance won’t pick up my books because of the covers. My books are shelved in general fiction, but even bookstore clerks don’t know they’re there. I wish there was a section of the bookstore for hilarious books by women.

I’m not bilingual, though I wish I were.

PVN: What response, if any, has there been from Latino readers?


Marta: The response from Latino readers has been really positive. Many of them write to tell me how much they identify with Milagro, who often feels like an outsider, but just as often wants people to know that she’s a regular human chica.

One of the most gratifying things to me has been the positive response from teenage readers of all types. I think they connect with Milagro’s sense of alienation, her snarky humor, and her hopefulness.

PVN: What writers have most influenced you? Why?

Marta: I’ve been influenced by Mark Twain in my use of a first-person, colloquial voice for humor. I’ve learned many lessons from Jane Austen, and like her heroines, Milagro deals with issues of social class, manipulative secondary characters, and misunderstandings. But I’ve been influenced by many writers, from Laura Ingalls Wilder and her Little House books to writers of absurdest humor.

I’ve always liked television shows and movies which combine humor with paranormal elements, too. “The X-Files,” “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer,” “Dead Like Me,” “The Frighteners,” and “Supernatural” all have characters who use humor to cope with the insanity of their lives.

PVN: Describe your writing environment.

Marta: I have a little alcove off my bedroom with a window out to my back garden. There are piles of paper all over the long table I use as a desk, and piles of paper and books on the floor. My dogs, Betty and Bosco, frequently keep me company while I work. I listen to music, look outside to see the hummingbirds, butterflies, and squirrels, and work away. I feel pretty damn lucky.

PVN: What are your current projects?

Marta: I’m working on a romantic comedy tentatively titled Nancy’s Theory of Style. It features Milagro’s wealthy, style-obsessed friend, Nancy, and her effort to start an event planning business. It goes without saying that mayhem ensues. My editor is not sold on the title, but I like it.

I’m also working on Casa Dracula Book Four. No title, yet, and I’m not going to give away the plot, but Milagro matures a little, faces danger, and finally comes to terms with her heart. Both Nancy and CD Book Four will come out next year.

Patricia, thanks so much for having me here! I subscribe to your newsletter and tell fans of vampire fiction that they should, too!

Thank you, Marta, I'm blushing! It was great having you here, and I'm really looking forward to reading Milagro's and Nancy's new adventures.

Visit Marta at her home page on her blog site or at Vampire Wire


Now for the contest information:

One lucky commenter will win a copy of Happy Hour at Casa Dracula

For a chance to win do one (or more) of the following:

*Comment on any subject from the interview. Each comment on a different subject counts as an entry.

*Ask Marta a question. Each question counts as an entry.

*Link to Patricia's Vampire Notes and send me the URL. Each link counts as an entry.

Be sure to include your email information so that I will be able to contact you.

This contest ends at 11:59 pm February 25, 2009.

Feb 21, 2009

Upcoming Event with Marta Acosta


On Monday February 23 there will be an interview and contest with Marta Acosta author of the acclaimed Casa Dracula series.

Stop by, read the interview, comment or ask Marta questions, have a chance to win a copy of Happy Hour at Casa Dracula!